let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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