next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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