part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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