; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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