Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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