Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
