Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
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how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
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I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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