Christians are straight up FREAKS
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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