would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
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I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
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Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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