Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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