I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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