Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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