If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
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it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
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That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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