C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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