I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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