I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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