Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I look better un-naked...
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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