Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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