Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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