Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I think I died a long time ago.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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