...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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