Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Randomize
