my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.