Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
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Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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