Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest