Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.