They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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