I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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