Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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