Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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