For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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