there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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