Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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