Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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