Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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