Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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