my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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