I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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