so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
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I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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