It's a beautiful day for a hangover
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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