I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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