Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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