Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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