She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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