Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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