i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I believe in your delicious
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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