Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
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i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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