Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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