Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
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why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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