you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
it's not cheating when I paid for it
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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