do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
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Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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