How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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