why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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