he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
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Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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