I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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