Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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