I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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