Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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