New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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