That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
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He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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