dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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